Happy Birthday Janey

or maybe not so happy :c

I would like to extend this post as a humble Jane appreciation post because her birthday has been a bit sad hasn't it?

 A quick synopsis for those who aren't on the up and up on homestuck:

 Jane Crocker:

Was busy setting up for her birthday party with her best friend Roxy:



When Jake



Decided to talk to her about his boyfriend troubles with Dirk. Now this does not seem like that big a deal right we all reach out to our friends for help! However, Jake beinga bit dense doesn't realize that his friendship with Jane as of late has been solely centered around complaining about Dirk. Thus after doing nothing but complain, Jane realizes the boy completely forgot about her birthday and her party. As though that wasn't bad enough, he continues on his self centered rant on Dirk and is once again impressively dense when Jane hints at having (had?) feelings for him. This does not elicit a good responce from Jane:







After watching the whole  scene go down, Roxy attempts to calm Jane down by making her laugh and feel better. Unfortunately her attempts only lead to making Jane feel worse, and completely upset J/ane decides to run back home using a rather nice abscond:

Things could not seem to get worse for poor Jane but on her way home she is jeered by none other than the king of jerks: Caliborn.

While at first he seems to attempt a cordial conversation, he ruins it by demeaning Jane as he calls her fat and ugly ( which to him is to show attraction) This of course recieves a poor reaction from Jane and Cal decides to stop being 'nice' and informs her that her father for whom she has been searching for for the past few months, is in all likelihood dead from being tortured by the Dersites:

Though popular fandom opinion is that her father is perfectly alright concidering the last time he was taking to derse:

Either way Jane is understandably distraught by this news and finally manages to return home

This literally tore my heart apart because Jane is one of my favorite characters of Homestuck. So from me and the rest of the fandom: Hang in their Jane! WE Love you and hope things perk up!!!

Let's all Give a big Jane a big hug and appreciate how bad ass she is! To do this I will post one of my favorite fan videos

WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE USED ^^;

So now a question for you out there? If put in this situation how would you try to help Jane feel better?

(all images used are taken directly from homestuck itself and are copywritted by Andrew Hussie, the only exception is the final picture in the post which was an appreciation post made by Mimi )